When you run a site you get tons of e-mails. I didn't plan on creating this section of the site, but here it is. No names or nicks will be published, however.
dear ilene chaiken, why did u kill karina lombar? u suck.
Hm. Last time I checked, I wasn't Ilene Chaiken. Luck too, she seems to be in a lot of trouble if she's killed someone. Kinda hard to fit a murder into producing a TV show, writing material, doing PR, being with the family, etc, etc. don't you think? Well! I'd better go call 911 and warn them about the murderous exec producer! *insert Jaws theme here* Oh, come on!
This show about lesbians proves how this great country has sunken into the swamp of perverted homosexual propaganda. I hate you and I hate your site and your whole kind. You should all die!
I'm sorry, but we exist to make your life a living misery. Next, please? Are there any more heterosexists waiting in line?
You defy God by doing this.
*ROTFLMAO!*
I think u should bring Bette and Tina together again for the 2nd season, cuz they luv each other and I will be pissed if you don't and hunt you down and beat you with a banarna!
Mmm! That sounds fun. Your place or mine, and can my GF watch? Btw, I'm in no way associated with Ilene Chaiken or The L Word. (But obviously this and 80 other people missed that tiny piece of information.)
You should be nice to Jenny.
*ROTFLMFAO!*
Your homosexual perversion will infect your soul itself and you will never meet God!
OMFG! This is priceless! Do you do parties?
You do know that The L Word is not spelled with an 'a' in the middle, right? I mean, you're not stupid right?
Uhm... I dunno. I'm illitterraitte... or is it elitteijrejt... or maybe illiterate... Ever heard of a paraphrase?
Oz & Slicey, u guys rock!!! F*cking hillarious shit! ILMAO n bow to your excellence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm neither person, I just like to dress up as them sometimes. My GF's a real sucker for roleplay...
Do you smoke pot all day to come up with these profanities! Your lesbian site is slutty and gay and you will be in hell and burn all eternity if you don't give up your sinful ways! Drugs and copulating with the weaker sex will be your downfall! Beware when the day of the apocalypse is upon us, cause he will damn you for your sins and pour grapes of wrath on your head and you will suffer! Lay down the weed, cut off the booze and repent thy lesbianism, heathen! Or you shall surely perish!
*holds up mirror* It's not healthy to rant like that, misplacing poor mr Steinbeck's book and speak of this undefined 'he'. Someone else is smoking pot here, methinks...
Hi Ilene, cud I get the address 2 Kate Monnig? I woud like 2 write her, cos I think shes hot. And cud u send me a singed piccure 4 my nephy 2?
... I dunno, those singed pictures sounds dangerous, man. I'll get back to you as soon as the dechipherer's done going through the rest of your mail.
Hello Kate, I love the show and just wanted to tell you that you are outstanding as Shane. I hope you stay with Carmen through season three, and that you're going to be around for a long time, all of you. Best wishes to all the crew from me, XXXXXXX.
From the way people keeps sending me loads of mail addressed to others, I guess I'll be developing several interesting personalities in a near future.
Could you plz give me directions to the filming locations?
Dude, I live in Sweden.
Hi I wonder if u would link my website? It's the link like this: (insert link to a site about Craig Parker). Link me next update, good thanks.
Ok. Why the hell would I like to link to a Craig Parker site???
Dear Ms,
I'm OUTRAGED!
I want you to STOP STEALING the comics from lwordonline NOW! Please DO THIS for youer own sake! IT'S WRONG TO STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S THINGS! would you like YOUR things to be STOLEN? You should RESPECT other PEOPLE! I give you five days and then I'm TELLING them EVERYTHING! TAKE DOWN THIS SITE NOW OR YOU'LL REGRET IT! thanks, Sincerely, XXXXXX.
PS. Stealing is WRONG.
*can't even form a sentence, too busy crying with laughter* *sniffle!* Oh, I'm so baaaaaad. Please punish me, mistress! I'm evil!!!
(I actually get mails accusing me of stealing my own comics from thelwordonline. It's quite fun stuff to read.)
hi you stopid idiot marina rulez and now i'm gonna mail you a friggin virus
Hey, you forgot to attach it!
